he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
And the cops told us we were all naked.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Randomize
