4 words: hood of his car
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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