Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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