At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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