guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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