So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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