I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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