Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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