BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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