She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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