but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I'm always down for nudity.
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