is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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