How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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