By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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