Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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