What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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