you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
do herpes really smell.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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