I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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