so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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