singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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