guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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