so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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