Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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