just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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