Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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