Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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