Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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