Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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