There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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