He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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