i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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