I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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