As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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