If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
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I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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