It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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