Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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