I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
