Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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