It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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