just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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