You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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