i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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