I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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