This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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