I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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