Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
My vagina just recognized that song.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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