I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Randomize
