I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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