Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Soap is not a condiment
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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