i don't plan on having that self control this summer
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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