im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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