She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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