my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I have aggressive nipples.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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