ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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